ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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