Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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