So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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