what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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