I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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