Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
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i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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