vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
