I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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