Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
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hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Dicks are not precious.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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