My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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