Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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