Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Randomize
