p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
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i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
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'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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