i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
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It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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