this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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