I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
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His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
then he tried to convert me to islam
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
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Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize