I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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