I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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