ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
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