She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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