I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
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threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
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we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Two words: blizzard sex
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize