Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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