I'm gonna have a badass scar
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
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Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
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Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
My dick has a subreddit
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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