try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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