You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
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You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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