she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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