I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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