who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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