Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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