so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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