She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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