The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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