Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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