so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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