U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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