It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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