dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
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Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
there is glitter all over my balls
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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