Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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