somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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