everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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