i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
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So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
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i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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