O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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