i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
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Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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