thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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