The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Randomize
