Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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