Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
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She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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