You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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