so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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