Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
NoShamevember. You game?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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