Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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