OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
So vagazzling was a success
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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