I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
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Just called the consul general of France "dude"
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I have already put on my inside pants.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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