Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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