Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
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Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?