I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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