no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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