Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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